HANG THIS IN YOUR GARDEN TO KEEP THE BIRDS AWAY.

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY JONATHAN SALTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Wild Bunch. 

You reckon. 

Cameron and his girlfriend, Savannah, mauled by giant dog.Film at eleven. 

Cam puts in his Xmas order with the big man. 

Redneck Dawgs. 

I am awake. 

Baldwin Motion is building 12 new camaros for $427,000 each.Each with a 700 horsepower 540 cubic inch v-8 .It will run 0 to 120 in 10 seconds. 

DEER HUNTING BLUES

Well, this morning I went hunting down on Logan Creek. I tracked a deer for a little while and heard it about 60 yards away in the brush. I saw it moving away , so I grunted my call. Then lo and behold a nice buck stood up and I could see his yellow rack. I grunted and he stopped, but he was in a thicket. So I figured I would try to head him off around the next bend. Then I glanced about 20 yards from him and noticed a no trespassing sign on almost every tree . There were no signs where I parked my truck or where I walked into the woods. Of course a "hunting club " had it posted. I have hunted there for seven years.So I watched as the buck and doe disappeared into the posted land.Before you know it, if you don't own land or belong to a dadblame hunt club, you won't be able to hunt private land anymore. Pisses me off! I hope somebody in the "club" gets the deer, eats it, gets chronic wasting disease, and everybody in the club gets ten ingrown toenails. I'm running out of places to hunt. Thanks you bunch of effin dillholes.

Man confronts ex-wife in the wild. 

THE FARMER'S DAUGHTERS

A farmer had three beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates.

The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" The farmer said "No."

The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer said "No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck."

The farmer shot Chuck.

MMMM MMMM HOTDOGS. 

IF A HEN AND A HALF CAN LAY AN EGG AND A HALF IN A DAY AND A HALF, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE A MONKEY WITH A WOODEN LEG TO KICK THE SEEDS OUT OF A PICKLE