Save all manners of bacon grease. You wil be instructed how to use it later.
If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or her) as "Bubba". You have a 75% chance of being right.
During snow, if you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12 pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
Don't be suprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store.
Don't buy food from the movie store.
Be advised: "He needed killin" defense is valid here.
remember "Y'all" is singular. "All Y'all" is plural. "All Y'all's" is plural possessive.
If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the most miniscule accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It doesn't matter if you need anything from the store, it's just something you're supposed to do.
Something tells me this sub may have taken a wrong turn.
11 August 2005
An amateur photographer accidentally snapped this photo of two dragon shaped objects from a plane over the Himalayas in Tibet. Wouldn't it be cool if they were real.
Teach a person to fish and you feed them for a day, teach that person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women are their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.