THOUGHTS

1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing , I wouldn't have signed up in the first place.
2. When I was young, we used to go "skinny-dipping", now I just "chunky-dunk".
3. The early bird still has to eat worms.
4. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.
5. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
6. Stess is waking up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
7. Just remember if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
8. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.