23 June 2005

22 June 2005

BLONDE JOKE

A blonde walks into a doctor's office.She gets into the room with the doctor and says,"Doc, I hurt all over.'
The doctor is really confused. He says, "What do you mean, you hurt all over?"
The blonde says," I'll show you." Then she touches herself on the leg. "Ow!!!I hurt there."
Then she touches her earlobe. "Ow!!! I hurt there too!" Then she touches her hair "OW!!! EVEN MY HAIR HURTS!"
So the doctor sits back and thinks on it for about 5 minutes. Then he says, "Tell me, is blonde your natural hair color?"
The blonde says, "Yes,why?"
The doctor says, "Well, you got a broken finger..."

BIGDAVE'S HELPFUL HINTS

When eating jalapeno flavored Pringles do not rub your eyes with your fingers... SHIT this hurts like a mofo!!!!

20 June 2005


Puppy left on doorstep of Malaysian temple with six legs (and two wee-wees) will be raised by monks who consider it a sign of good luck. Posted by Hello

Ever have one of those days? Posted by Hello

Yeeee-Hawwwww! Posted by Hello

TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige,off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN