YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...

1. You think Iraq is a top-of-the-line Camaro.
2. Your Spring wardrobe mostly involves scissors.
3. You know at least six ways to bend a baseball cap.
4. You have more than ten cats living under your trailer.
5. You have ever thrown up in a police car.
6. You have ever had to appear in court due to your dogs.
7. Your local grocery store has a few pool tables.
8. You have ever tried to use food stamps to mail a watermelon.
9. You have ever had to hitch hike on your honeymoon.
10. Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
11. You have ever sent out birth announcements for new puppies.
12. You have ever named a child after a good dog.
13. You have to mow around a refridgerator and a bed frame.
14. Everyone in your house learns a little something from a toilet training video.
15. You were born with a plastic spoon in your mouth.