Killed by the Army while swimming down the street in New Orleans.It was 21 feet long, weighed 4500 pounds, and was approximately 80 years old. 

Enter the Ninja. 

I'm A Naughty Boy! 

Gamer?!?!?...I am the game. 

The "Magic" spontaniously growing sunflower (that's the most evil looking bunny in the world lying in the background). 

My Hero. 

Future NASCAR driver. 

Ligers at the circus during the field trip. 

Field trip to the Washington County Fair. 

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...

1. You've ever been asked to leave a yardsale.
2. You've never thrown away a 5 gallon bucket.
3. You've ever used the same pocketknife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.
4. You've ever "borrowed" gravel from a county road to patch potholes in your driveway.
5. You own a homemade fur coat.
6. Any of your kids were conceived in a carwash.
7. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
8. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
9. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
10. You've ever moved your refridgerator and the grass under it had turned yellow.
11. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
12. Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
13. You've ever used the O on a stop sign to sight in a new rife.
14. Your wife keeps a can of vienna sausage in her purse.
15. You ever filled a deer tag on a golf course.
16. You ever used scissors on food.
    

Dumb and dumber showing their support for New Orleans. 

Terrorist scumbag's name hidden on the back of a folded 20 dollar bill. 

VIDEO

Click HERE to watch a video I prefer to call "Blind Patriotism"

The infamous CIA hot air balloon hovering suspiciously above the Silver Bullet (my dodge minivan) while traveling through the booming metropolis that is Abingdon, Virginia. 

Fear the Lime Cat and his Helmutus Citrusmus. 

 

VIDEO

SLEEPY KITTENS

Pit Bull Riding. 

Rub My Belly. 

 

HOW SWEET. 

WEBSITE FOR THE BORED

WWW.FLASHEARTH.COM

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