YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...

1. You've ever been asked to leave a yardsale.
2. You've never thrown away a 5 gallon bucket.
3. You've ever used the same pocketknife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.
4. You've ever "borrowed" gravel from a county road to patch potholes in your driveway.
5. You own a homemade fur coat.
6. Any of your kids were conceived in a carwash.
7. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
8. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
9. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
10. You've ever moved your refridgerator and the grass under it had turned yellow.
11. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
12. Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
13. You've ever used the O on a stop sign to sight in a new rife.
14. Your wife keeps a can of vienna sausage in her purse.
15. You ever filled a deer tag on a golf course.
16. You ever used scissors on food.