WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep, one who's handsome , smart and strong.
One who wants to listen long, one who thinks before he speaks, one who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, when i spend his cash, won't be annoyed, pulls out my chair and opens the door, massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
26 June 2007
25 June 2007
24 June 2007
BOYS NIGHT OUT
Jonathan, Cameron, and I went to the Wythe dirt track raceway last night. We saw Jeffrey Earnhardt,grandson of the late Dale Earnhardt, race there. He did pretty good.He just signed a racing contract with Dale Earnhardt Enterprises. He will be driving the #1 car in the Busch Series.Pretty good for a kid who just turned 18 in June. We also saw a rearend come apart on a racecar.One of the wheels with the axle still attached bounced about 50 yards and hit an old man working on a car, knocking him to the ground. I can still smell the racing fuel....AHHH!!!
16 June 2007
08 June 2007
04 June 2007
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