POEMS

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep, one who's handsome , smart and strong.
One who wants to listen long, one who thinks before he speaks, one who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, when i spend his cash, won't be annoyed, pulls out my chair and opens the door, massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.