Q:What does a blonde owl say?
A:What?What?
Q:What has four legs and an arm?
A: A Rottweiler.
Q:What is long and hard for a blonde?
A:Fourth grade.
Q:What does a blonde consider practicing safe sex?
A:Locking the car door.
Q:How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
A:Three.One to eat and two to watch for cars.
Q:What is the definition of henpecked?
A:A sterile man afraid to tell his pregnant wife.
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