Redneck Computer Tech Talk

• LOG ON- Makin a wood stove hotter.
• LOG OFF- Don't add no more wood.
• MONITOR- Keepin an eye on the woodstove.
• DOWNLOAD-Gettin the farwood off the truck.
• MEGA HERTZ-When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
• FLOPPY DISK-Whatcha git from trying to carry too much farwood.
• WINDOW(winder)- Whatcha shut when it's cold outside.
• KEYBOARD- Whar ya hang the dang keys.
• MOUSE- What eats the grain in the barn.
• MOUSE PAD- That hippy talk fer the rat hole.