- Old telephone books make great personal address books.Simply cross out the names and addresses of the people you don't know.
- Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
- Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old television remote to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curve.
- Lose weight by eating raw pork and rancid tuna. I found out by the subsequent food poisoning enabled me to lose 12 pounds in only 2 days.
- No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.
- If a person is choking on an ice cube,don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and presto. The blockage is almost instantly removed.
23 April 2005
Simplify Your Life
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