You Know You're an Extreme Redneck When...

1. You let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
5. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
6. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
7. You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
8. The halloween pumpkin on the porch has more teeth than your spouse.
9. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are"Gentlemen,start your engines."
10. Your junior prom offered day care.