Q:What's the difference between a procupine and a BMW?
A:A porcupine has a prick on the outside.
Q:How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say the 'F' word?
A:Have another sweet little old lady yell "BINGO!".
Q:What's the difference between a Southern and Northern zoo?
A:The Southern zoo has a description of the animal in front of the cage along with a recipe.
Q:What do lawyers use for birth control?
A:Their personalities.
Q:What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
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