Q:What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
A:The bucket.
Q:What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A:One is a slimy,bottom dwelling, scum sucker and the other is a fish.
Q:What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A:You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
Q:What's the difference between God and an attorney?
A:God doesn't think he's an attorney.
Q:What's black and brown and looks good on an attorney?
A: A doberman pinscher.
Q:Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
A:Professional courtesy.
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