Things to consider before marriage

1. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
2. A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't. A man marries a woman hoping she won't change, and she does.
3. A woman has the last word in any arguement.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new arguement.
4. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
5. A husband expects a woman to be perfect...and to understand why he's not.
6. Marriage is the only sport where the trapped animal has to buy the license.
7. A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers.