Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The position of the dirtbag.
Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A: Doughnuts.
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal until you're not getting any.
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two... but it gets kinda crowded.
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