YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF...

1. You ever heard the phrase,"May the Force be with y'all."
2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
3. You ever used your lightsaber to open a Bud Light.
4. At least one wing on your X-wing fighter is primered.
5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
6. You have ever had a landspeeder up on blocks in your yard.
7. The worst thing about spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
8. Wookies are offended by your b.o.
9. You ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
10. Your father has ever said,"Shoot son, come on over to the dark side...it will be a hoot."
11. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
12. You have the doors on your X-wing welded shut so you have to get in through the window.
13. You suggested they outfit the Millenium Falcon with a redwood deck.
14. You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
15. Your Y-wing fighter has a bumper sticker that reads My other fighter is an X-wing"
16. You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.
17. You use your R2 unit as a beer coaster.
18. Your landspeeder has a lightsaber rack.
19. If you hear,"Luke,I am your father...and your uncle."