MEN AND WOMEN'S VOCABULARY DIFFERENCES

THINGY(thing-ee)n.
FEMALE--any part under a car's hood.
MALE--the strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE(vul-ne-ra-bel)adj.
FEMALE--fully opening up one's self to another.
MALE--playing football without a cup.

COMMUNICATION(kom-myoo-ni-kay-shan)n.
FEMALE--the open sharing of one's thoughts and feelings to one's partner.
MALE--leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the guys.

COMMITMENT(ko-mit-ment)n.
FEMALE--a desire to get married and raise a family.
MALE--trying not to hit on women while out with this one.

ENTERTAINMENT(en-ter-tayn-ment)n.
FEMALE--a good movie, concert, play or book.
MALE--anything that can be done while drinking beer.

FLATULENCE(flach-u-lens)n.
FEMALE--an embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
MALE--a source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

MAKING LOVE(may-king luv)n.
FEMALE--the greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
MALE--call it whatever you want as long as we do it.