YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...

1. Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
2. Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
3. You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bath tub.
4. You wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.
5. Your idea of talking during sex is, "Ain't no cars coming, Honey!"
6. Your hunting dog costs more than the truck you haul him in.
7. You think the mountain men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.
8. Your wife has a beer belly and you find attractive.
9. You consider your license plate personalized because your daddy made it in prison.
10. The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is, "What the Hell you looking at,Shithead?"