- 40-ISH: 48
- ADVENTURER: had more partners than you ever will
- ATHLETIC: flat-chested
- AVERAGE LOOKING: ugly
- BEAUTIFUL: pathological liar
- EDUCATED: college dropout
- EMOTIONALLY SECURE: medicated
- FEMINIST: fat, ball buster
- FREE SPIRIT: substance user
- FRIENDSHIP FIRST: trying to live down reputation as slut
- OUTGOING: loud
- ROMANTIC: looks better by candlelight
- VOLUPTUOUS: very fat
- WANTS SOULMATE: one step away from stalking
- OPEN-MINDED: desperate
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