02 May 2005

LAME JOKES

Q:What is red and bad for your teeth?
A:A brick.

Q:Why can't Elvis eat a giant peach?
A:He's dead.

Q:What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A:Anyone can roast beef.

Q:What's green and has wheels?
A:Grass.I lied about the wheels.

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