19 August 2005

18 August 2005

TIPS FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH

  1. Save all manners of bacon grease. You wil be instructed how to use it later.
  2. If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or her) as "Bubba". You have a 75% chance of being right.
  3. During snow, if you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12 pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
  4. Don't be suprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store.
  5. Don't buy food from the movie store.
  6. Be advised: "He needed killin" defense is valid here.
  7. remember "Y'all" is singular. "All Y'all" is plural. "All Y'all's" is plural possessive.
  8. If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the most miniscule accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It doesn't matter if you need anything from the store, it's just something you're supposed to do.

COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE

  1. Never squat with yer spurs on.
  2. There are two theories to arguin' with a woman, neither one works.
  3. Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lt bigger'n you think.
  4. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' someone else's dog around.
  5. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
  6. Never smack a man who chews tobacco.
  7. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
  8. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
  9. Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement.
  10. Always drink upstream from the herd.
  11. Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.
  12. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or person, don't be suprised if they learn their lesson.
  13. When throwing your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by someone else.
  14. Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
  15. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

12 August 2005


Something tells me this sub may have taken a wrong turn. Posted by Picasa

11 August 2005


An amateur photographer accidentally snapped this photo of two dragon shaped objects from a plane over the Himalayas in Tibet. Wouldn't it be cool if they were real. Posted by Picasa

BigDave...the Cat Whisperer. Posted by Picasa

ATTENTION SPAMMERS PUT YOUR ADVERTISING COMMENTS ON ANOTHER BLOG..YOU BUNCH OF VAMPIRES.

06 August 2005


Abandon ship. Posted by Picasa

He ain't heavy he's my brother. Posted by Picasa

Cam rides again at the Royal Mouldings carnival. Posted by Picasa

Big John Sexy. Posted by Picasa

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THOUGHTS

  1. Teach a person to fish and you feed them for a day, teach that person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
  2. Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
  3. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
  4. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women are their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.