THOUGHTS

1. Teach a person to fish and you feed them for a day, teach that person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
2. Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
4. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women are their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.