WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes= No
2. NO = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. I'm Sorry = You'll be sorry
5. We Need = I want
6. It's Your Decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
7. Do What You Want = You'll pay for this later.
8. We Need To Talk = I need to complain or You're gonna be pissed.
9. I'm Not Upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron.
10. I Heard A Noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
11. You Have To Learn To Communicate = Just agree with me.
12. Are You Listening To Me? = Too Late, You're Dead!