03 August 2005

MEN'S ENGLISH

  1. I'm Hungry = I'm hungry
  2. I'm Sleepy = I'm sleepy
  3. I'm Tired = I'm tired
  4. DO You Want To Go To A Movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with oyu.
  5. Can I Call You Sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
  6. Can I Take You To Dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
  7. May I Have This Dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
  8. Nice Dress = Nice cleavage
  9. What's Wrong? = I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of it.
  10. I'm Bored = = Do you want to have sex?
  11. I Love You = Let's have sex now.
  12. I Love You, Too = Okay, I said it... we better have sex now.
  13. Let's Talk = I'm trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you will like to have sex with me.

1 comment:

Tadster (a.k.a. "The Tadaminator") said...

You forgot:
"What is your name?" = I want to have sex with you.

and...

"That dress looks good on you." = Man I don't like lying, I just want to have sex with you.