Some Reasons to Believe You Might Have Bipolar Disorder

1. You think Robin Williams should perk up.
2. You think going to bed on Monday and getting up Friday is a good rest.
3. What do you mean you're tired..I had only 3 orgasms.
4. You cannot remember the number 7.
5. You know the names of at least 3 anti-depressants and 15 mood-stabilizers.
6. You bring your own research to the doctor's.
7. You think a drive from Vancouver, British Columbia to Miami is something to do in 4 days.
8. Last night you understood the secrets of the universe and this morning you are contemplating whether the jam goes on top of the peanut butter or under it.