TAO of BIG DAVE

1. Taketh No Shit.
2. Live and Let Live.
3. Soweth No Shit, but...(refer to #1)
4. Judge Not Lest Ye Ass Get Beateth.
5. Good Electric Fences and Good Pitbulls Maketh Good Neighbors.
6. Admit Nothing.
7. A Silent Mouth Gathers No Fist.
8. Forgive Your Enemies But Remember Their Names.(I stole this one from J.F.Kennedy)