RULES TO RENT BY:
- If the curtains in the neighbors houses are made from rebel flags...KEEP LOOKING.
- If there are more than seven randomly scattered non-running cars in the neighbors yards...KEEP LOOKING.
- If there are more than five NO TRESPASSING signs in the neighbors yards...KEEP LOOKING.
- If there is evidence of at least 100 smoky burnouts on the road in front of the neighbors driveway...KEEP LOOKING.
- If the sleeves of everyone in the neighbors family have been removed without scissors...KEEP LOOKING.
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