14 May 2005

WHY ME(Deity of Choice)????

Why are there so many rednecks in the world and why must I always choose to move next door to them?
RULES TO RENT BY:
  1. If the curtains in the neighbors houses are made from rebel flags...KEEP LOOKING.
  2. If there are more than seven randomly scattered non-running cars in the neighbors yards...KEEP LOOKING.
  3. If there are more than five NO TRESPASSING signs in the neighbors yards...KEEP LOOKING.
  4. If there is evidence of at least 100 smoky burnouts on the road in front of the neighbors driveway...KEEP LOOKING.
  5. If the sleeves of everyone in the neighbors family have been removed without scissors...KEEP LOOKING.

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