VIDEO FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT

Click HERE to watch Kicked in the Nuts.

G. W. Bush's Victory Salute. 

 

I saw Elvis at Walmart today.

Someone!Somewhere! just bought a new Ford. The horror! 

INSANITY TEST

Click HERE to take the test.

VIDEO

INDEPENDENT WOMAN by kittens

Hey, I have one of those! 

Who needs four wheelers? 

TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS

1. Never take a beer to a job interview or ask if they press charges.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. The socially refined never fish coins out of public toilets, especially if other people are around.
5. Always provide an alibi to the police for people in your family.

REDNECK HYGIENE

1. Unlike clothes and shoes, a tooth brush should never be a hand-me-down item.
2. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
3. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.

REDNECK DRIVING ETIQUETTE

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded
   and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a 4 way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
4. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
5. Do not lay rubber when traveling in a funeral procession.
   

COUNTRY GIRL

Click HERE to kiss the country girl.

Weeeehooooo! 

Check your local listings... 

 

Bush sucks. 

Check out www.stuffonmycat.com

Monopoly 2005. 

Monopoly 2005. 

Carved on Avens bridge on South Holston Lake in 1994...still there. 

I love you, man! 

Teehee. 

VIDEO

DONKEY

I LIKE CATS, TOO. LET'S EXCHANGE RECIPES.

NEVER...

1. Argue with a woman when she's tired.
2. Argue with a woman when she's rested.
3. Go to bed mad.Stay up and fight!
4. INSULT AN ALLIGATOR UNTIL AFTER YOU'VE CROSSED THE RIVER.
5. Eat prunes when you're hungry.
6. Use one word when twelve will suffice.
   

IF YOU SPREAD OUT ALL OF THE SAND IN NORTH AFRICA, IT WOULD COVER THE SAHARA DESERT.

PROVERBS

• One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.
• Man who keeps feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
• Man who sinks into woman's arms soon will find arms in woman's sink.
• Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.
• Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
• Birthday good for you, more you have the longer you live.
• Fool and his money throw one hell of party.
• Early bird may get worm, but second mouse get cheese.
• Clear conscience sign of bad memory.
• Look out for number one, but don't step in number two, either.
  

I think we're a little too far back in the woods. 

Roger Raglin...the man...the legend. 

Awww, look Jim, it's lost its momma. 

JOKE

A man walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables around his neck.
The bartender gives him a look and says gruffly,"All right, I'll let you
stay, but don't start anything!"

HAPPY 12TH BIRTHDAY, STEPHANIE! 

NANCY WIDENER COMBS

CHILHOWIE,VIRGINIA

In loving memory of a wonderful wife and mother.
We will miss her very much.
Nancy Josephine Widener Combs, age 46, passed
away Saturday July 23,2005, in the Smyth County
Community Hospital.
She was born in Meadowview on Sept. 23,1958,
to the late Bill and Elizabeth Widener. In
addition to her parents, she was preceded in
death by one sister, Angie Widener. She
was a veteran of the U.S. Army and a member of
Parkers Chapel Freewill Baptist Church. Mrs.
Combs was a wonderful wife and mother.

Survivors include: her husband of 20 years, Herman
Combs; three sons, Israel Wade Combs, Jeremy Asten Combs
and Matthew Aaron Combs; one daughter, Amber Dawn Combs;
two stepchildren, Robin Wayne and Christopher Scott Combs;
three sisters, Joyce Hawkins, Janice Widener and Jennifer Widener;
five brothers, Eddie Widener, Michael Widener William Widener, James Widener and Danny Widener; and six step-grandchildren.

Funeral services will be held Tuesday, July 26,2005, at 11 a.m. from the Parkers Chapel Freewill Baptist Church ,
with the Rev. Tim Surber officiating. Interment will follow in
the Macedonia Cemetery. The family will receive friends
Monday evening from 6-8 p.m. at the funeral home.
Expressions of sympathy can be sent to the family at
www.bradleysfh.com and gothik187@hotmail.com
Bradley's Funeral Chapel, Chilhowie, is serving the Combs family.

VIDEOS FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT

CAT

EGG

DEER

LOVE POEM

MOWING THE LAWN

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawnchair, drininking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady across the street was so outraged at this, that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my
darkened RayBans and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied...
"I am, and that's why she cuts the lawn."

WOMENS' STUDY

The results were pretty interesting:
85% of women think their ass is too fat
10% of women think their ass is too skinny
The other 5% say they don't care, they love him
he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Cow Bungee. 

Stylin' and profilin'. 

My son, Johnny's, LEGO submarine. 

Redneck X Games. 

Redneck X Games.