REDNECK DRIVING ETIQUETTE

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded
   and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a 4 way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
4. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
5. Do not lay rubber when traveling in a funeral procession.