Q: How do you know if a girl is ticklish?
A: Give her a test tickle.
Q: Where does virgin wool come from?
A: Really ugly sheep.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the possum it could be done.
Q:How can you tell when a moth farts?
A: He flies in a straight line for a few seconds.
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