5 KINDS OF MARITAL SEX

1. SMURF SEX--This happens during the honeymoon, you both keep doing it 'til you're blue in the face.
2. KITCHEN SEX--This happens at the beginning of marriage, you will have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3. BEDROOM SEX--You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4. HALLWAY SEX--This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say "Fuck You!"
5. COURTROOM SEX--You get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everybody in the courtroom.