"Father, how am I going to tell my husband I'm still a virgin?"
"My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three husbands.
Surely you cannot be!"
"Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk.
The next one was a construction worker and he always said he'd egt to it tomorrow.
The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look.
But this time, Father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed!"
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