One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Looky thar up ahead Earl. It's a po-leece roadblock. We're gonna get busted for drinkin' these here beers."
"Don't worry, Buba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the
label and stick it to our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talking, okay!" said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels
on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinkin'?"
"Naw Sir!" said Earl. "We're on the patch!"
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