16 July 2005

JOKE FOR THE DOPES

This couple had been debating buying a new car for weeks.
He wanted a new truck.She wanted a fast little sports car.
He would probably have to settle for a beat up old pickup truck,
but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look", she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less.
And my birthday is coming up. You could suprise me."
For her birthday he bought a brand new BATHROOM SCALE.

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