WORDS FROM THE WISE

• Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
• If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
• Those who live by the sword are shot by those who don't.
• Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.
• Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
• If you think there is good in everyone, then you haven't met everyone.
• If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
• An expert is someone out of town.
• You're never a failure as long as you can serve as a bad example.
• If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
• Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
• You ain't learning nothing while you're talking.
• While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.